You have this wonderful person in your life.  Valentine's Day is coming up and you want to get them a unique gift, because you want to let them know that they are super special.  That or your sweetheart has everything and you need something they don't have and you need to find that perfect gift.

Well what if I told you I had the solution?  I do.  Are you ready for it?  Here it is...

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Yep, that's a cockroach, a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach.  Now you can name a hissing cockroach after the love of your life.  It'll only cost you $15.

Or you can go above and beyond and not only name a roach, you can get the Ultimate Name a Roach Package.  This package includes the naming rights of the roach, a roach, a pair of sock with roaches on them, and (brace yourself) roach shaped chocolates.  This package is $75.

Don't wait another minute, get that perfect Valentine's Gift now.