Dan Seitz
Disgruntled Employee Destroys Boss’ Office With Bulldozer
We get it. There are many times where we’ve wanted to trash the boss’ office. But that’s not a good idea for your continued employment or for workplace relations. And if you use a bulldozer to do it, your arrest record.
Man Attacks Neighbor With Toilet Lid
We’re going to take a wild shot in the dark here and assume Ronald Hetzel of Las Vegas was not having a good day when police first appeared on the scene after getting reports of objects being thrown inside Hetzel’s house. He was sitting on the curb screaming with no shirt on. And then it got worse, especially for his neighbor.
Brave Brits Drink the World’s Hottest Vodka
The heat of a pepper is measured in Scoville units. Your typical habanero, one of the hotter peppers currently widely available, runs 100,000 Scoville units. Also 100,000 Scoville units? Naga Chili Vodka. And these total suckers brave souls actually tried it.
9-Year-Old Boy Steals Car with Toy Gun
We don’t generally associate Sweden with carjacking. But Kortedala, a suburb of the city of Gotenberg, was nonetheless the site of one of the strangest car thefts we’ve ever read. It involves a toy gun, a nine-year-old and an electric car.
Rodney King Dead at 47
Rodney King, the man videotaped being beaten by LAPD officers in 1991, has died today. He was 47.
97-Year-Old Finally, Finally, Gets Her Diploma
Eighty years is a long time to wait, but for Ann Colagiovanni, the wait was worth it. This 97-year-old grandma’s road to a diploma spans eight decades and is simultaneously incredibly sad and utterly heartwarming.
800 Pound Teen Has To Be Cut Out Of Her House
Georgia Davis is not your normal teenager. She’s unfortunately got some fairly serious medical problems that made her extremely overweight. How overweight? Try 835 pounds.
April Fool’s Day Canceled By Federal Government Five Years Ago
We know you thought that today was going to be a day of pranks and fun, but you’re wrong. It’s not. And you can thank the government for taking the fun out of the day.
Facebook Rats Out Man With Two Wives
Sadly, he did not live in St. Ives, but Alan O’Neill did, in fact, have two wives. The really sad thing, though, is that it wasn’t because he was cheating. He had two wives because he was lazy and passive aggressive.