15 Stupidest Criminals of 2013
2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons).
That’s right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed – or unpunished.
In no particular order, here are the top 15 stupid criminals of 2013.
Darwin would be so proud.
In his defense, it was really, really wet.
Joining Netflix might be the safer thing to do.
And you thought nobody watched ‘American Idol’ anymore.
In another case of “Really? Someone actually did that?”, a woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina after a car accident, but not because of the crash. The glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broken.
Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn’t stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
The world’s worst mother may very well live in Centralia, Washington.
Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.
If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky.
Four people you don’t want to mess with. The people that handle your food, cut your hair, or do your tattoos. The fourth is a judge. Apparently this girl forgot about that last one.
A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession.
His friends probably thought she was the coolest mom ever.
An Indiana man tearfully confessed that he “killed the thing that he loved most in the world,” after shooting his son in front of the 19-year-old’s pregnant girlfriend following an argument over football.
All mothers love their sons, but some are more affectionate than others.
You can bet this guy’s gonna fry for what he did.