Redskins QB Kirk Cousins Drug Tested at Grandmother’s House
Random drug testing is a fact of life for NFL players, but you’d think that certain places would be off-limits to the league’s pee police. Nope! Washington Redskins’ back-up quarterback Kirk Cousins tweeted that he was drug tested while at his grandmother’s house this week.
NFL’s off-season drug testing at my grandma’s town-home! I’m all for a clean game but weird having a stranger watch u in your own bathroom
— Kirk Cousins (@KirkCousins8) March 13, 2013
Poor Cousins. First, he gets drafted by a team that already has Robert Griffin III at his position ahead of him; then he gets called “Kurt” Cousins in a calendar, and now he has to pee into a cup at his Nana’s with some strange dude watching him. If that happened to him when he was 12, Chris Hansen would be waiting for the guy downstairs.
Hopefully Nana Cousins was understanding and made Cousins and the NFL folks some cocoa and snacks.