Now once and for all you can protect yourself from spills and food.

It sure looks like a joke but you can order yours today at slobstopper.com

If you are familiar with my blog posts you know I can't resist passing along my favorite as-seen-on-tv products.  We weren't paid for posting this ad and I really think you'd have to be an idiot to buy one of these.

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