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Christmas Penetration Greater Than Porn During The Holidays

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It’s that special time of year.  When all the naughty boys and girls start doing whatever they can do to get on the nice list.  Like not searching for porn through Google.

He sees you when you’re sleeping and he knows when you’ve been looking for naughty pictures.  Not only does he have mystical and magical powers he also has a Google Trends login and can find out what you’re looking for.

And don’t think by not looking for those Scarlett Johansson pictures in December will throw him off. It seems your appetite for porn doesn’t decrease during the holidays, only your searching for Christmas for your non-filthy friends is just greater than your carnal desires.

You see, searching for Porn is like the stock market; it never really goes down, it grows albeit slowly.  The demand is pretty constant but always slightly growing.

Christmas spikes like an earthquake on a Richter scale and then fades from searches rather quickly after the holidays.

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