Gio Gonzalez Says Pitching Was Like ‘Making Love To My Hand’
Nationals' ace Gio Gonzalez pitched well on Wednesday in his team's 3-0 win over Miami in chilly Washington, D.C. Gonzalez also hit a home run at the plate. He mashed another in the post-game interview when broadcaster Bob Carpenter asked Gonzalez how he was able to pitch in the bitter col…
Cops Called on Human-Sounding Screaming Goat
Earlier this year the internet brought something very important about goats to our attention. When the can-eating animals scream they sound an awful lot like a person who has either witnessed a great horror or suffered a devastating injury.
New Army Recruit Wants to Invade Middle Earth
There are lots of good reasons to join the military—patriotism, sense of public duty, chicks digging guys in uniform....The list goes on. One anonymous new recruit came up with a new one recently; in a handwritten note to his drill instructor, he detailed how he joined the army so his life cou…
Dog Just Can’t Handle the Snow
Looks like Scooter bit off more than she could chew when deciding to go adventuring through the snow. But can you blame her? Who doesn't yen for playtime when flakes start a-falling?

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